I knew it was over when I knocked on the bathroom door and he said “come in” only for me to see him taking a number 2 and eating breakfast simultaneously.

—Randi

Aftermath: It ended right there.

She told me I loaded the dish washer wrong and was going to have to re-teach me everything my mother had ever taught me.

—So Long STL

Aftermath: Packed up a U-Haul and bounced back to the East Coast.

I knew it was over when every conversation with him was via text message—never a phone call. He lived about 2 or 3 hours away and that was all I got from him after 2 in-person dates. He said I was perfect, wonderful etc. but the distance was too much for him to handle…and it apparently was too much for him to pick up the phone and speak.

—Shannon

Aftermath: It didn’t last more than a month or so after our first date. I tried to get him to call and he blew up at me via text message…

I knew it was over when I gave him a simple gift and card for Valentine’s (our first) and he gave me nothing. He has done nothing to make up for it.

—CSD

Aftermath: I’m done wasting my time on someone who doesn’t want to make an effort.

It was so over when he started to pick up his own dog’s poo, but leave my dog’s poo where it was.

—pb4ugo2bed

Aftermath: He’s single, in his late 40’s, and still living with his mother.