We were together for a year or so, then she asked me one day if I would be okay with her dating another guy while being in a relationship with me…


Aftermath: Two weeks later I told her I was tired of her sh*t and left.


“R.L. Stein”

manners quirks

He said, “I’m debating on whether or not I should buy all of the original Goosebumps books. It would only cost me like $75.”

R.L. Stein

Aftermath: It’s been one month since my birthday, and I still haven’t gotten a present from him.


“My name is not Jen”

clashes manners

He sent me a text message that said, “What are you doing later? -Jen” I responded with “My name is not Jen.” He called and told me he was sorry, he didn’t feel like typing a new text message so he forwarded an old one.


Aftermath: I told him I didn’t want to talk to him again and he called me a C-U-Next-Tuesday.


“Never Been Kissed”

manners quirks

I was on the third date with this guy who seemed really cool. I went to kiss him goodnight, and he told me that he does not kiss on the first 3 dates. He was in his late 20’s, and I do believe this boy has never been kissed.


Aftermath: Went nowhere fast!



manners quirks weird

I accidentally walked in on her while she was taking the nastiest crap I have ever smelled. I almost passed out when I smelled it. I could never look at her the same.


Aftermath: We broke it off about a month later.