After a good night of drinking, he woke me up in the middle of the night leaning on me because he was too drunk and/or lazy to go to the actual bathroom. He just sat up in bed and started peeing off the side of the bed!
—Kristen
Aftermath: I think we may have had another encounter or two, but I just couldn’t get over how obliterated drunk he got.
It was over when he compared my breasts to a video game.
—RIP
Aftermath: It ended the next morning after a year-plus of being together
On our second date, I showed up at the designated meeting spot at 7:45 p.m. Forty-five minutes later, he texted me to say he was leaving his apartment and he’d be there soonish, which would have made him 1.5 hours late for the date.
—Caramel Party
Aftermath: When I told him not to come because I was canceling the date due to his extreme tardiness and disrespect, he says, “What am I supposed to do now?” Hm, Perhaps learn how to not be a douche bag?
My cat stopped liking her when she hogged the bed and kicked him out. She also would crowd me on the bed and push me out while she slept or make me too hot to sleep.
—Matt
Aftermath: About a month later I bought a house, upgraded to a king sized bed and upgraded to being a single man. Now the bed is all mine, the cat is happy and I have free time again!
For our third date he told me we were going to a party, but it ended up being his family reunion. It was weird and awkward for me, and I sat alone and miserable all day with no escape because he drove. He also spent the entire drive there trying to pick fights with everything I said to him and the rest of the time talking about how awesome he was! NOT.
—Aimz
Aftermath: He dropped me home and I deleted his number and never contact him again.
