“WINNER! High-larious”

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It was over when I got a bag of weed with little hearts drawn on it for Valentine’s Day. I don’t smoke…


Aftermath: After reminding him that I don’t smoke, he suggested we go out and sell it. We broke up shortly after.

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“Mr F Up!”


He’s older, great body, total f-up, bankrupt, 2 kids, crazy ex wife, always late. Super nice, very well educated, everyone loves him, great in bed, awesome guy other than what I just mentioned.


Aftermath: Five years of living together but I’m not sure now! Thinking of big break-up…help?

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“Culture Shock”

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He started making plans for a joint vacation (after only four days of knowing each other) to New York’s Chinatown because he wanted “to learn more about my culture.” I’m Korean.


Aftermath: He was a very clingy, sticky rice queen, so it wasn’t too difficult quitting him.

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We had been dating for a year and a half and he gave me $20 in a card for Christmas.


Aftermath: Pretty sure he is seeing someone else. If I’m only worth $20, I’d hate to see what she gets.

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While going through my texts, I realized I deleted the ones from her first because she literally never had anything interesting, funny, or even very smart to say.


Aftermath: We kept going out for about a month later, but we pretty much stopped trying after a couple weeks and had a very boring breakup. A fitting end to a similarly lackluster relationship.

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