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“KKK? You don’t say?”

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Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……

— Riot

Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!

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“Didn’t have a sock handy”

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There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.

— Kristie

Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.

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“Breakfast commitment”

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She was going to make me breakfast and asked what I wanted. When I told her I didn’t know, she asked, “If you can’t commit to breakfast, how can you ever commit to me?”

— Adam

Aftermath: It ended about a month later after endless fights about nothing.

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“Stood Up”

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He stood me up on New Year’s Eve. I explained to him how that made me feel and he said he had nothing to apologize for.

— Sharon

Aftermath: I blocked him from my Facebook.

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“Oh Darren”

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In an attempt to make my girlfriend jealous back in high school I took her best friend to the winter dance. We made it back to her house and we went right to the bedroom. Clothes started to come off and as I am about to make penetration she looks me right in the eye and says, “Oh Darren, I love you.” Needless to say, I said I wasn’t feeling well and went home.

— Darren

Aftermath: My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years and couldn’t be happier. Her friend is now a lesbian.

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