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“She looked 18 officer…”

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She slept over one night and we woke up late on a weekday. She said she was late for school. To my horror she had me drop her off at a local high school.

— Tom

Aftermath: I sold my car and joined the military and am now in Iraq. Is that far enough?

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“You…You…Republican!”

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One day he asked me to have sex with him in a back room of a goth club while others were watching. No thank you. It put a damper on the evening and in his drunken, angry, disappointed rage he started telling me how conservative I was, that I wasn’t who he thought I was…. and that I might as well have been a Republican and voted for Bush!

— Melanie

Aftermath: We broke up. Calling me a Republican was about all I could stand.

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“I La La…I’d LOVE a Miller Lite!”

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We ended up at my place in bed. In the heat of passion, she looks into my eyes and proclaims “I love you.” All I could do was laugh. She jumped off me, grabbed her clothes and stormed out the door half dressed.

— Pete

Aftermath: Never saw her again. When I see the new Miller Lite commercials, where the guy can’t force out “and I love you,” I think of her!

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“He killed my cat”

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I came home with news that my beloved cat needed surgery. He didn’t want to pay for it so he took it to his brother’s house and told him to shoot it against my wishes.

— Gail

Aftermath: After 2.5 yrs. of trying to FAKE we were still in love, we are going through a divorce.

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“Do I look like a urinal?”

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The first time I slept at my boyfriend’s house I woke up in the middle of the night to find him standing over the bed, peeing on me! He was so drunk, he thought he was in the bathroom next door. When I pushed him away, he went over to the corner and peed over my clothes and my bag.

— Jill

Aftermath: He didn’t think it was that big a deal. I went home and successfully avoided his calls until he gave up.

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