She was cute, funny, outgoing and really nice. One night she had her co-workers over for a party in her 600 sq ft studio apartment. I went out with a friend instead. She was really drunk when she called and said I was f*cking her neighbor with the same name as her which was untrue and impossible. Her neighbors were all guys. She then threatened to throw my things out of her apartment if I did not come and get them immediately. I did not. The next day she had no idea what happened.

—Adam

Aftermath: She said her dad used to get drunk and chase her mom around with a knife then not remember why when he sobered up. I moved away after that and she got back with her druggie ex. They are perfect now.

He came home to tell me he wanted to take me out on a romantic date, only he had to run an errand first. Five hours later, he had not returned and I found him drunk at a bar with a bunch of girls. After a long fight, he came home and threw away all my clothes in the dump because I was going to leave him and he didn’t want any other guy to see me looking sexy. What a loser.

—Sandie

Aftermath: It was over the next day, when he had a crying tantrum on the ground threatening his life would be over without me.

He sent me a text message that said, “What are you doing later? -Jen” I responded with “My name is not Jen.” He called and told me he was sorry, he didn’t feel like typing a new text message so he forwarded an old one.

—Marisol

Aftermath: I told him I didn’t want to talk to him again and he called me a C-U-Next-Tuesday.

I knew it was over when (the morning after) he told me that in my Ambien stupor I said I could only be with someone who was English. He was Welsh.

—Shannon

Aftermath: We email from time to time, but I don’t think he will ever date anyone who takes Ambien.

I disagreed with something he said, and he told me that he was intellectually superior to me. Because of that, my opinion was stupid, unimportant and pointless. His IQ is 180, but when it comes to women, he’s thicker than a tree.

—Emily

Aftermath: I broke up with him right then and there. He started sending me threatening emails, so I threatened to call the cops. He finally did the smart thing and left me alone.