“I La La…I’d LOVE a Miller Lite!”


We ended up at my place in bed. In the heat of passion, she looks into my eyes and proclaims “I love you.” All I could do was laugh. She jumped off me, grabbed her clothes and stormed out the door half dressed.

— Pete

Aftermath: Never saw her again. When I see the new Miller Lite commercials, where the guy can’t force out “and I love you,” I think of her!

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“He killed my cat”


I came home with news that my beloved cat needed surgery. He didn’t want to pay for it so he took it to his brother’s house and told him to shoot it against my wishes.

— Gail

Aftermath: After 2.5 yrs. of trying to FAKE we were still in love, we are going through a divorce.

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“Do I look like a urinal?”


The first time I slept at my boyfriend’s house I woke up in the middle of the night to find him standing over the bed, peeing on me! He was so drunk, he thought he was in the bathroom next door. When I pushed him away, he went over to the corner and peed over my clothes and my bag.

— Jill

Aftermath: He didn’t think it was that big a deal. I went home and successfully avoided his calls until he gave up.

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“Trade in value”

best of clashes

She checked out the financial stability of a guy she was infatuated with to see if there was the possibility of making a step up in her life.

— Steve

Aftermath: Still together because divorce is so costly.

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“WOW! What A Jerk!”


He decided to go to a World Of Warcraft convention… on my birthday. He forgot what day my birthday was, even though we’d been together eight years.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I have been with my current guy for two years. The first birthday I got to celebrate with him was the best birthday I’d ever had.

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