“Get back into church”


I met a charming Englishman while he was in the States on holiday and had a wonderful 2 weeks with him. When he returned home he told me that he was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness and had promised his parents that when he was back home from his trip he would get back into “church”.


Aftermath: It took approximately 5 long months for him to fully understand that I did not want to be with him. He continued to email me once a month for 2 additional years, even though I would not respond. Persistance doesn’t always pay off.

This post was submitted by Chell.

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“Left in Dr. Phil’s green room”


A friend talked me into writing a letter to Dr. Phil. They accepted & asked my boyfriend and I to come. After the show the PhD on staff pulled us into the green room and said, “Amber, you know it is going to get worse before it gets better.” I responded, “Ya know what, I can’t do ‘worse'”


Aftermath: I called American Airlines, changed my flight, and got drunk with a childhood friend in L.A. Best night of my life. My ex and I are friends, but he never forgave me for dragging him on the Dr. Phil show and then leaving him in the green room.

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“Rocky roommates”


I found out my boyfriend for a year and a half was dating a whore named Crystal.

—Not Steve

Aftermath: We avoid contact even though we’re still roommates.

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“Rules of Engagement”


The rules for the first date: no french kissing, no touching. A hug was ok.  The rules for the second date? If I am still around after 1 month, we can have sex. (“Are you kidding?” I say.) Bam – 2 months. (“You serious?”) Bam – 3 months.


Aftermath: I told her I wouldn’t last 3 months. She said, “Your loss, isn’t this worth it ?” Shook her BIG TITS. Told her at 50 years of age, they definitely would not stand up to my rules.

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“Like mother, like daughter”


After we had 3 kids she got lazy. She lays around the house and yelling orders…just like her MOTHER!


Aftermath: I’m waiting for my youngest son to turn 18! 15 years to go!!!!

This post was submitted by tJ.