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“Battlestar Galactica”

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He invited me over to watch the new “Battlestar Galactica” miniseries. After it was over, he declared that the decision to run from the Cylons was cowardly, though he acknowledged that to stay and fight meant the end of the human race. A true patriot would have fought anyway, he said. Then he informed me that the show was obviously anti-Iraq war propaganda, and that he was a fervent supporter of President George W. Bush.

—Shannon

Aftermath: I would have ended it right then, but felt bad because we had already purchased tickets to see the premiere of the last “Lord of the Rings” movie with mutual friends a few days later.

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“Just a friend”

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We were in his office when his mother stopped by, and he introduced me as “a friend.”

—MB

Aftermath: Thirty years later, he found me on Facebook and asks to meet for coffee to catch up. Catch up on what? My entire life?


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“Lord of the Rings”

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He cried during the last “Lord of the Rings” movie.

—Kelly

Aftermath: He cried when I broke up with him, too.


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“Anal”

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After we  had dated for 6 months, she told me that two nights earlier she had tried anal (which she told me was never gonna happen, lol).

—Ind

Aftermath: I got in my car and left.

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“Rather be dead”

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I came home from work one day and she said she would rather kill herself than continue to be married to me.

—Unlucky

Aftermath: She wanted me to stick around until our 6-month-old daughter was 3 because she didn’t want to put her in day care until then.

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