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He thought that dinosaurs were a conspiracy theory.


Aftermath: I pretended I didn’t hear.

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“Mom broke us up”


It was over when my Mom broke us up. She was my first girlfriend.


Aftermath: She’s marrying another guy in August…you win some, you lose some.

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“Liar Liar”


When asked when I would be ready to start a family by my (now ex) boyfriend, I said, “I have no idea if or when I want to have a family. I have no idea if that will happen for me.” He said, “That’s a lie.” Umm…no.


Aftermath: He continually brought up the same point. I continually gave him the same answer. I hated being called a liar. We broke up.

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“Battlestar Galactica”

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He invited me over to watch the new “Battlestar Galactica” miniseries. After it was over, he declared that the decision to run from the Cylons was cowardly, though he acknowledged that to stay and fight meant the end of the human race. A true patriot would have fought anyway, he said. Then he informed me that the show was obviously anti-Iraq war propaganda, and that he was a fervent supporter of President George W. Bush.


Aftermath: I would have ended it right then, but felt bad because we had already purchased tickets to see the premiere of the last “Lord of the Rings” movie with mutual friends a few days later.


“Just a friend”


We were in his office when his mother stopped by, and he introduced me as “a friend.”


Aftermath: Thirty years later, he found me on Facebook and asks to meet for coffee to catch up. Catch up on what? My entire life?

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