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“Hospital smell”

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We hung out a couple times, had some drinks and went back to her apartment. I was blown away by her comfortability in disrobing and how amazing her rack was. We had great sex…and then I noticed it. She had the peculiar smell of a hospital when she perspired. That did it!

Diggity Dave

Aftermath: We met at the movies a week or so later.  I really hoped it was something in her apartment, but as she hugged me at the theater, the hospital smell wafted up my nostrils for the last time!

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“Twilight v. Shakespeare”

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Being well-read is a major turn-on for me. On the first date, I referenced Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew” and “Much Ado about Nothing,” and she had never even heard of them. But she had read “Twilight.”

Brian

Aftermath: There was not a second date.

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“Pocket Bible”

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On our second date when at the restaurant, while we were waiting for our dinner, he pulled out his pocket Bible and asked me what my favorite verse was. When I couldn’t think of one, he read me his favorite one and preached to me about God’s love for the rest of the night.

Vivian

Aftermath: I went out with him one more time so he wouldn’t think that his God talk scared me away. But it totally did!

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“Legally Blonde”

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It was over when he constantly wanted to listen to “Legally Blonde: The Musical” and then did the “bend and snap” in front of one of my gay friends at a wedding. All I ever heard from my friends after that was how obviously gay he was.

ade

Aftermath: It lasted for another 9 months. Ultimately ended because he cheated on me…twice. At least it was with a girl.

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“Stubby”

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I knew it was over when he kissed me. He had a stubby little tongue that stabbed into my mouth. It grossed me out.

–Jenny

Aftermath: I stuck around long enough to find out that his penis did the same thing as his tongue. When I found out he cheated on me, I felt bad for the girl who was stuck with him.


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