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“Ass Tufts”

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He liked naked time and got mirrored closet doors. I saw him bend over repeatedly while changing the sheets on the bed. OMFG is he hairy!

—MissDruid

Aftermath: I gotta get away from here!

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“Before further use”

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We were on the phone and I was about to go to bed so I had said, “Goodnight, love you.” He said he had to think about that word before further using it.

—Candice

Aftermath: We ended up breaking up 2 weeks later, due to him being “too confused.” He had a new girlfriend in the next week.

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“Green Eyes”

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One day, casually sitting next to me on the couch, he looks over and says, “You know, you’d be perfect…with green eyes.”

Lucy

Aftermath: We stayed together a year and a half, to two years. The comment was made pretty early on, but it stuck with me through the end. Crazy as it sounds, my eye color should not be that important to him.


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“Aspirin Kiss”

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We broke up when he told me I “tasted like aspirin when we kissed.”

Cassie

Aftermath: It was our sophomore year in high school. I should have known he was a jerk when he broke up with his girlfriend for me.


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“Bright Orange”

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I met this guy while drunk, kissed him and made plans to meet him the next day. When I saw him the next day, he was wearing Oakley sunglasses with bright orange lenses and jeans that were too short and too tight.

Inez

Aftermath: He left town right after we met again. Though I told him I would look him up again, we only exchanged awkward instant messages afterward.


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