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“More than once”

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On the first date she asked, “How long do you think you should date someone before you propose to them?”

— M.W.

Aftermath: She wanted me to meet her parents that week. I broke it off.


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“Face Licker”

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On our first date, in the middle of the dance floor, he licked my face (full tongue) from my chin to my ear.

— Mandy

Aftermath: I never saw him again.


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“At least she asked first”

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She asked me if she could have a girlfriend.

— K.E.

Aftermath: We stopped seeing each other.

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“Baritone Racist”

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We were at a bus stop. Every time an African-American would drive by she would say, “N*****” (said it like Ni-guh) in a deep voice.

— Arturo

Aftermath: I walked across the street and got on a bus going the opposite direction. I’m mixed-race.


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“Don’t s*** where you eat”

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I prepared a nice meal for my husband. He was hungry but also had to poop. So, he took his plate into the bathroom and ate it while he was pooping. To this day I cannot eat ham.

— Michelle

Aftermath: Divorce.


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