I dropped him off at his house and instead of saying goodbye he said “You know, you’re 99.9% perfect for me but you’re not from Prairie Village.”

— LilBritches

Aftermath: I couldn’t be more excited to be from elsewhere…

I commented on the experience that I had working on the Space Shuttle recovery mission in 2003. She had no idea that a shuttle had ever crashed.

— Mike

Aftermath: I lost her number.

On our first date, during dinner, he asked me if I was into anal sex.

— Kly

Aftermath: I told him I didn’t think it was going to work out.

When we arrived at the wedding chapel, neither of us made a move to take off our seat belts.

— LB

Aftermath: We called it off a week later.

He started crying for no reason, he crawled over into my lap, nuzzled his face into my neck, and I faintly heard him call me “Mommy.”

— Kay

Aftermath: We were done shortly thereafter.