He told me to take off my shoes before entering his car.

— Lily

Aftermath: I dealt with that crap for two years.

On our first date I told her I had a male Labrador Retriever. She had a female Poodle and proceeded to describe in length how beautiful “our puppies” were going to be.

— Owen

Aftermath: I didn’t have the courage to tell her he was fixed.

I bought her a truck so she could move herself out.

— rick

Aftermath: She did.

After a year of dating I finally told him I loved him, he said “Why did you say that to me?”

— LittleE

Aftermath: I dumped him and told him I was ready for someone who was emotionally ready for me.

She came from a dentist appointment and said, “The dentist said eventually I’m going to lose all my teeth. You should decide now if you can deal with that.”

— acidbrat

Aftermath: I broke up with her a month later, not because of her imminent dental demise, but because she was a soul-sucking psycho. No word on whether or not she still has teeth.