chemistry

 

“Cry Baby”

chemistry

The first time he got really angry he curled up in a ball, sobbing.

— Susan

Aftermath: Better off alone.

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“Calendar Boy”

chemistry

He gave me a calendar of himself for Christmas.

— Britney

Aftermath: Including snapshots of him on the toilet.


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“Unsure”

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After 5 years he wasn’t sure if I was the right person for him.

— Hopeless

Aftermath: We broke up. I feel awful.

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“Skinny jean deal-breaker”

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After complaining to me that he had no money to take me out for my birthday. He proceeds to buy a pair of shoes, jacket, shirt and two pairs of jeans, one of which was a pair of skinny jeans.

— Dealbreaker

Aftermath: No guy should ever wear skinny jeans. I ended it a few days later.


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“Feminine qualities”

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One night he blurted out “Just because I have feminine qualities doesn’t mean I’m gay!”

— Liza

Aftermath: I got a divorce. I don’t recall ever challenging his manhood…but that would explain a lot.

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