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“Rollercoaster”

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We were each other’s first loves. Completely inseparable, we got together when I was 15, and stayed together for 3.3 years, even surviving several months of being in separate cities when I moved away for university. However, he stopped making effort, considered an hour to be “long distance” and he never listened anymore. So I ended it.

—Hannah

Aftermath: He is now with one of my best friends, and I don’t speak to either of them anymore. However, before they got together, I totally upgraded, and what I thought would be merely a fling has blossomed into an amazing relationship that is ironically what I would call real long distance—I am English and my boyfriend is Canadian. We met at university while he was here for the year and I couldn’t be happier with him. He is perfect for me and far exceeds my ex in EVERY way.

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“Moving”

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After several months of an amazing relationship, she moved home, a state away. I treated her like an angel and she was awesome. She visited home a few times and the last time she came back, it was over. We were makin’ out in bed and she stops and said, “You’re not gonna like me anymore.”
“Why?” I asked.
She said, “I’m moving.”

—Justin

Aftermath: She moved 2 weeks later and it was over. We are still friends but it’s hard kuz I love her.

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“Matching Banana Hammocks”

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My boyfriend and his best friend bought the same “banana hammocks” and thought it was “normal” to wear them together at a fraternity party. Did I mention they were roommates?

—Heather

Aftermath: I later found out that he became bisexual with that roommate and now has a fat girlfriend who LOOKS like a man.

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“Cute Couple”

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I had been taking this girl out for about 2 weeks, but didn’t make a move. On one date, she said, “You know, all my friends think we would make a cute couple.” I thought she was dropping a hint, so when I dropped her off, I told her I was really attracted to her, and that the reason I hadn’t made a move was because I really liked her & wanted to take the time to get to know her. She said, “OK, I got to go now.”

—Dennis

Aftermath: Still working on it, managed to fix the awkwardness. We going out next Tuesday. I just never met a chick who you keep taking out, she keeps saying yes, you have a good time, and she drops hints about dating, but isn’t into you.

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“Too many signs”

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When she left for an overseas internship…when she stopped saying I love you…when the only time we would go out was with her friends.

—D S

Aftermath: After another terrible night out with her friends, we meet the next day for a beer, and parted ways before I finished my one drink.


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