chemistry

 

“Love Triangle”

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I went to her place for dinner. After listening to her trash her own ethnic group, another girl walked in dressed to kill. Was this going to be a double date ? No. I soon realized they were fighting because they had a date with each other.

— fastfreddie

Aftermath: Not knowing if she liked herself was enough but not knowing which sex she liked was too much.

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“Cry Baby”

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We went to see “Titanic” and he cried more than I did. We went to see it a second time and before we went, he went to the grocery store to buy Kleenex.

— Becky

Aftermath: I married him and he cheated on me…I should’ve left after the movie.

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“Looking for Casual Encounters”

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I had met a beautiful woman online. We clicked and the sex was amazing. After a month, we were on our way to watch a meteor shower, and she hid from her ex-boyfriend’s friend because she didn’t want him to see us together.

— Jae

Aftermath: The next day I got an email from her saying she didn’t want to be together. She will text me randomly when she wants favors from me. Oh, and she doesn’t know I read her Craigslist ads for “Casual Encounters.”

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“Wooden leg or happy to see me?”

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I had been chatting with a guy on the internet. We decided to meet. Things got heated and “petting” started. Imagine my surprise when I reached over and found he was missing a leg. Thank goodness he was wearing his prosthetic. I think I would’ve mentioned that in a previous chat to save the shock at a heated moment.

— Shocked

Aftermath: We chatted a few more times and went our separate ways. NOT due to the missing appendage…lol

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“Too Much, Too Fast”

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A woman who was 7 years older started flirting with me at my band’s gigs. We went to a movie… once! Suddenly I’m getting cards in the mail with little hand-written messages like, “I think I’m in love!” After ONE MOVIE.

— mel

Aftermath: Six months later, she came to a gig with her NEW HUSBAND, whom she’d met 4 months earlier. Definitely dodged a bullet.

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