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“Pocket Bible”

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On our second date when at the restaurant, while we were waiting for our dinner, he pulled out his pocket Bible and asked me what my favorite verse was. When I couldn’t think of one, he read me his favorite one and preached to me about God’s love for the rest of the night.

Vivian

Aftermath: I went out with him one more time so he wouldn’t think that his God talk scared me away. But it totally did!

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“Legally Blonde”

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It was over when he constantly wanted to listen to “Legally Blonde: The Musical” and then did the “bend and snap” in front of one of my gay friends at a wedding. All I ever heard from my friends after that was how obviously gay he was.

ade

Aftermath: It lasted for another 9 months. Ultimately ended because he cheated on me…twice. At least it was with a girl.

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“Stubby”

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I knew it was over when he kissed me. He had a stubby little tongue that stabbed into my mouth. It grossed me out.

–Jenny

Aftermath: I stuck around long enough to find out that his penis did the same thing as his tongue. When I found out he cheated on me, I felt bad for the girl who was stuck with him.


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“Earth First”

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We were talking after sex one night, and she mentioned that the environmental movement was a secret government plot to keep us scared and obedient. I’m am energy efficiency consultant and activist who takes my impact on the Earth very seriously. I asked her if she knew what her statement meant for me. She responded “Well, you can’t blame me if you’re wasting your life.”

Ran3dy

Aftermath: After coming to terms that she was dead serious, I asked her to leave. It was midnight and she lived 50 miles away, but I couldn’t stand the thought of wasting another minute of my life with her.

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“Real Estate”

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He told me how he was looking forward to taking a real estate class and how it was going help him earn a lot of money.

Jan

Aftermath: Didn’t really see him after that.

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