best of weird
I dated this gal for a month and she told me she would swim to the bottom of the ocean for me. I replied with “But your head would explode.” She said that was fine, if it were for me. Then I asked her if she would still love me if I was a serial killer. She said yes!
Aftermath: Needless to say, I did not kill multiple people to see if she was telling the truth. I just got the heck out of Dodge.
best of sex
Half way through sex, my boyfriend looked at the clock and said, “Oh crap its 4:25 my crops are going to wither!” and proceeded to go to the computer to harvest his crop on Farmville, an online game.
Aftermath: I left and never went back.
This post was submitted by Sandra.
best of manners
We only see each other when we’re not sober. We made out for the first time and he kept burping his beer breath into his kisses.
Aftermath: Made him burp the rest out but nothing happened after that.
This post was submitted by losersloveme.
best of weird
The first time we kissed, she bit my lip. I’m not opposed to nibbling, but she busted it open.
Aftermath: 15 minutes
He accidentally sent me an e-mail through one of his alias e-mail accounts that happen to be a female name.
Aftermath: I had my suspicions prior to this that he had multiple alias e-mail accounts to which he said he needed for “junk e-mail.” Yeah. OK!
This post was submitted by BJ.