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“Morning Glory”

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We had gone on a few dates, but I made it clear that I wanted to take things slow physically, so we hadn’t done anything beyond kissing. He got too drunk to drive home one night, so I said he could stay over. The next morning, I woke up to him wide awake and dry humping me from behind.

—erin

Aftermath: I told him to leave and never talked to him again.

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“Drunk Cheater”

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He was sober for a while when we had started dating. He also said that no relationship can survive an infidelity. After being with him for almost two years, he wanted me to move with him to another state for a job. He had started drinking again and ended up cheating on me after I had uprooted my life to be with him. He swears he loves me and only wants to be with me.

—Island Girl

Aftermath: I still love him but I’m extremely hurt and I’m not sure if I can recover from his infidelity. Only time can tell but my feelings are starting to wane so I guess it’s only a matter of time.

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“Could it be…hmm…Satan?”

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For months it was a rollercoaster of ups and downs, breaking up and getting back together. I should of known it was PERMANENTLY over when he said he didn’t believe in evolution (I’m a scientist) and that gays were caused by Satan.

—KT

Aftermath: I think we stayed together for a few more months.

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“Wizard of Oz”

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I belong to a dating site that specialized in husky men. One day I was contacted by a guy who wanted to chat. I read his profile and thought he was cute, so we talked. One time I asked him what his favorite book was. The responding message started: “Wizard of Oz. I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but I was an orphan and had a very unhappy childhood.”

—Nilmandir

Aftermath: It took me 24 hours to respond. After insisting that I chat with him on Yahoo so we could talk more “intimately,” I blocked him. I was creeped out.

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“Late”

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He asked me out on a date and said he’d pick me up at 8. He called at 7:30 to tell me he would be half an hour late. By 9:00 P.M. I had called and texted him with no response. Realizing that he had flopped, I started making other plans. He called me at 11 saying, “Hey, I’m free now, want to meet up?”

—Happy Now

Aftermath: He called and texted me like crazy after, I (stupidly) agreed to give him another chance which resulted in flopped date number two. I told the time-wasting dipsh*t to forget my cell phone number and my name.

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