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“(Not so) Sizzler”

best of manners

On our first date, I let her decide where she wanted to eat dinner. She picked Sizzler because she wanted some “good steak.” While there she asked the waiter for a job application and proceeds to fill it out at the table during our date.

—Jeremy

Aftermath: We still spent the night together, because…well, I’m a guy. But I never talked to her again after that. The whole thing was odd.

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“Birthday Double Whammy”

best of weird

I’d been in the relationship for a few months and it was going nowhere. I invited here out to dinner so I could call it off in a public place. She took it harder than expected; I’d forgotten it was her birthday.

—Jon

Aftermath: We got back together months later, and when I knew it was over, again, I waited an extra two weeks so I could break up on her birthday again.

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“Miss Edjumacated”

best of clashes

We were hanging out, and trying to make small talk I asked her who she voted for. She said nobody but it “definitely wouldn’t have been Obama because isn’t he a Muslim or something?”

—Justin

Aftermath: We hung out a couple more times but it ended after we shared a painfully awkward kiss and she told everyone we were dating. We weren’t.

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“Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE”

best of secrets!

I found out that she gave me herpes knowingly and proceeded to lie about it for 6 months. She even let me go through the motions of letting me call people I was with before to tell them they may be at risk.

—Bob

Aftermath: I, like a fool, tried to forgive her. It was impossible. Also, she lied about sleeping with my best friend, and gave him herpes, too.


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“Get out of MY house”

best of secrets!

Three days after moving into a house we bought together (with my money), I found his online dating profile on the computer. He had been with someone just two days before we moved in together. He said we weren’t in a committed relationship until we physically moved in together????

—Kellee

Aftermath: It took 7 months, a call for help to the police and the threat of a restraining order to get his name off the title of my house.

This post was submitted by Kellee.


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