“Sex Drive”

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I was going down on this girl, working pretty hard, and all of a sudden she says, totally deadpan, “I would really be enjoying this if my medication didn’t kill my sex drive.”


Aftermath: I finished the deed that night, but broke off contact shortly thereafter.

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“Down South”

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On our first date we headed to the car for some making out. After parking somewhere and getting it started in the back seat, Round 1 ended. Round 2 starts and I’m down south and he farts. “Oops, sorry babe…”


Aftermath: It didn’t smell, but for some reason my stomach hurts every time I think about it.

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“Internet Love”

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I knew it was over before it began. We met over the Internet and began the most intense, loving, honest relationship either of us had ever had. We had said we would meet one day but due to issues in both our lives, that never seemed to happen.


Aftermath: 9 months later, we realized it was too perfect and magical to work in real life. I don’t regret a single day.


“Punching Bag”

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When I was in high school, I dated a guy for about 7 months. He would randomly punch lockers and bleachers in fits of rage. I told him I didn’t want to be a battered woman and broke it off with him.


Aftermath: He’s been in jail three times for domestic abuse.

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“Fateful Night”

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I found myself between my boyfriend and his best friend in bed. There was a lot of heavy petting which could have gotten hot had my boyfriend not flipped out about how weird it was. I didn’t run after him. His best friend and I have been together for 5 years since.


Aftermath: The relationship was going south anyway. We are all still friends. No potential threesomes have happened since.

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