“Redneck Virgin”

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He liked me so much that I agreed to date him. The first red flag should have been that he was a 34 year old virgin. The second should have been that he shouted racial slurs at the television when minorities were pictured. And, finally, he had a confederate flag on his truck. The last straw was when he didn’t think I should have any friends, so that I could be available to him at all times.


Aftermath: I picked a fight with him on a topic that I knew would make him so mad he would walk out. He tried to make up the next day but I said it was over. He said that he still wanted to date me even though he didn’t like me as a person.

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“Maid of (dis)honor”

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Six months before the wedding, I finally discovered why my fiance wouldn’t let me in the room when he was on the computer. He was having an online affair with my best friend (and my maid of honor) who was overseas at the time. I was the last one to know, as apparently it had been going on for almost a year.


Aftermath: I may have made a few death threats at the time that resulted in her sprinting in the other direction when we ran into each other on the street. They ended up getting married, and he cheats on her now. I am so relieved that I didn’t end up with someone so insecure that he needs to sleep around to feel like a big man.

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“Smells like Trouble”

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She turns to me after we finish having sex and said, “You don’t have a smell, and having a guy smell is very important to me.”


Aftermath: I laughed and said I could either fart more or shower. To this day have no freaking clue what she was talking about. We kept hooking up until she starting seeing another guy, who I assume had whatever smell she was looking for.

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“Run a G”

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He asked to run a g on me with his four roommates.

—No G for Me!

Aftermath: I said no, but said they could watch us. He said he “wasn’t into having people watch him have sex.”…But your into running a train on your girl? At the same time?

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“Overly Fertile”

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His wife called to inform me that I could have him (even though I had no idea he had a wife) and his 5 children! She was pregnant with number 6.


Aftermath: I told the wife to keep that overly fertile man and ignored his many phone calls (from his friends phones) and messages.

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