Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……

— Riot

Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!

There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.

— Kristie

Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.

I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.

— Amber

Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.

She told me that she was cheating on a guy named Oz to be with me.
Her age: 21
My age: 17
Oz: 15
Also, she made fun of statutory rape. Really funny

— Jake

Aftermath: She got me in a weak spot (one of my best friends died) and I dated her for three more months, she told me I was too good for her, she was cheating on me, but with an older guy, Oz knows nothing, poor guy.

I placed a fake ad on the personals page of a local paper pretending to be exactly the kind of guy I thought she’d like. The ad only got one response, and it was from my wife.

—Dave

Aftermath: I got custody of the kids and am happily remarried. She can’t seem to keep anything steady in her life (job, men, etc.) for more than a few months.