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“Miss Manners”

best of manners

On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was gay!


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“She-Male”

best of weird

After 3 dates I discovered she had a d***.

— Mark

Aftermath: She said she was having a sex change. I didn’t wait to see.


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“Brother Knows Best”

best of secrets!

My brother set me up with a friend of his and we went on a few dates. One day while at my job at an elementary school, I was in the teacher’s room flipping through pictures of local sex-offenders. There was my date in all his glory.

— SeelyD

Aftermath: I never saw him again, and confronted my brother. He said he knew that the guy was a registered sex-offender, but didn’t think that it was a big deal. I have 3 kids.


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“Temper Tantrum”

best of clashes

My prom date and I were playing a board game. I was winning so she threw the board across the room and started crying. While trying to console her she got mad and kicked me in the mouth.

— Justin

Aftermath: I got a new prom date.

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“Calling Jerry Springer”

best of secrets!

I caught her in a cheap motel with a co-worker. Her mom was in another room with a friend of the co-worker.

— Sap

Aftermath: Divorced


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