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“System of a Down”

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He cried because his favorite band, System of a Down, broke up. He got angry at me, because I wasn’t being emotionally supportive.

—Cynthia

Aftermath: We broke up a week later, and he still holds a grudge…four years later.

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“Not recommended…we swear”

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I knew it was over when she linked me to this site.

—Adam

Aftermath: Still awkward.


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“Reconciled premarital sex”

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She kept telling me that I needed to go to church with her. When I asked why, she said because God loves us and only wants us to love and obey him. I knew it was over when I asked her how she reconciled our premarital sex with her orthodox religiosity and she told me to shut the F up.

—Patricio

Aftermath: We broke up about a month later. The sex wasn’t that good anyway.


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“Married mannequins”

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He showed me his house. He had two life-size mannequins in his living room, man and woman. They were dressed in the exact outfits his parents were married in (wedding dress and military uniform). From head to toe, everything the mannequins wore on their wedding day. I thought maybe his parents had passed and he was remembering or honoring them. No, they are still alive.

—Ricky

Aftermath: That was date #2; he didn’t get to date #3. Too creepy for me.


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“Teasing me with a 3-way”

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She was always teasing me with a 3-way, with another girl. But, when she came home with her new best girlfriend, they had no interest in me.

—Ricky

Aftermath: Divorced 6 months later.


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