best of weird
Two days after my best guy friend passed away, my boyfriend said, “Now I probably won’t feel jealous anymore.”
Aftermath: “Probably?” He’s dead, why would he feel jealous of a dead person??? A week after that he got mad at me for continuing to mourn the loss of my friend and said that I should be over it by now. Then he proceeded to call my mom and tell her he was worried I was going to hurt myself. WHAT THE HELL!?!?! I stopped talking to him that night and haven’t since. He was an ass anyway…
This post was submitted by Jessica.
best of secrets!
While she encouraged me to spend more time on travel, she was carrying on an affair with her boss. When I found out she blamed me for not being around enough. She never even said she was sorry.
Aftermath: Still married, when my daughter goes to college, I go out the door.
This post was submitted by Phil.
best of quirks
She was a big ER fan and one night set it to record while we were watching it. I knew what was coming.
Aftermath: Very awkwardly, she said “Look, we need to talk. I want to see other people” and I started laughing at her. It ended right there.
This post was submitted by Joe.
best of sex
We were dating for about a year when he said he wanted to go to his home country for the holidays “to be with the people close to his heart.” After coming back, he proudly declared he got baptized and couldn’t have premarital sex anymore. One of the major reasons I was with him was sex.
Aftermath: Two weeks later he saw me by a plush restaurant with a tall handsome guy, helping me out of his Porche. My ex called me about 15 times, but I never answered.
This post was submitted by Inna .
best of sex
When he told me his only sex partner was the stepsister he had been raised with. I figured he was over her, but he never slept in the same bed with me, even after the marriage.
Aftermath: After I left he stalked me for 6 months and then moved in with his sister.