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“Didn’t have a sock handy”

best of clashes

There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.

— Kristie

Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.

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“Hulkamania”

best of quirks

I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.

— Amber

Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.

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“Shopping trip”

best of secrets!

I went grocery shopping and ran into my boyfriend, his wife and child.

— Letty

Aftermath: For the child’s sake I didn’t make a scene, I walked away.  Hour later he calls me and tells me they’re separating, I hung up on him and never heard from him again.

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“Trade in value”

best of clashes

She checked out the financial stability of a guy she was infatuated with to see if there was the possibility of making a step up in her life.

— Steve

Aftermath: Still together because divorce is so costly.

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“Mint?”

best of chemistry

Our first kiss her breath smelled and tasted so bad that it reminded me of the smell earlier in the day when I was going number two.

— Ric

Aftermath: I never kissed her again.

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