best of clashes
There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.
— Kristie
Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.
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best of quirks
I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.
— Amber
Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.
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best of secrets!
I went grocery shopping and ran into my boyfriend, his wife and child.
— Letty
Aftermath: For the child’s sake I didn’t make a scene, I walked away. Hour later he calls me and tells me they’re separating, I hung up on him and never heard from him again.
This post was submitted by Letty.
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best of clashes
She checked out the financial stability of a guy she was infatuated with to see if there was the possibility of making a step up in her life.
— Steve
Aftermath: Still together because divorce is so costly.
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best of chemistry
Our first kiss her breath smelled and tasted so bad that it reminded me of the smell earlier in the day when I was going number two.
— Ric
Aftermath: I never kissed her again.
This post was submitted by Ric.
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