best of weird
She “attempted” suicide by eating two more than the recommended dosage of aspirin…
— Luis
Aftermath: Played along with it and talked her down until she agreed that suicide wasn’t the answer. Was worried she might try it again with a harsher drug…like Flinstones chewable vitamins.
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best of clashes
She slept over one night and we woke up late on a weekday. She said she was late for school. To my horror she had me drop her off at a local high school.
— Tom
Aftermath: I sold my car and joined the military and am now in Iraq. Is that far enough?
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best of weird
I was 20 years old and dating a high school teacher in his early thirties. I jokingly remarked one morning that I was not much older than some of his students to which he replied, “I’m living vicariously through you because I can’t lay a hand on any of them.”
— Em
Aftermath: I bolted and never contacted him again.
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best of sex
I lost my “virginity” to a guy who performed the entire act to completion, never realizing he has never actually “in.”
— Dawn
Aftermath: I broke up with him the next day and he drove to my house and handed me a very angry letter which stated that girls who break up with a guy after what we did get a VERY bad reputation. He ended up with the bad reputation. Amateur!
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best of clashes
Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……
— Riot
Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like if that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!
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