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“Fateful Night”

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I found myself between my boyfriend and his best friend in bed. There was a lot of heavy petting which could have gotten hot had my boyfriend not flipped out about how weird it was. I didn’t run after him. His best friend and I have been together for 5 years since.

—Rose

Aftermath: The relationship was going south anyway. We are all still friends. No potential threesomes have happened since.

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“Family Plan”

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I was dating an older, successful military man who pursued me for a year before I relented. He had to travel often, and would fly me to see him. Then I got a phone call from his wife.

—Crystal

Aftermath: Turns out he had girlfriends all around the country who he fly to see him, but his wife doesn’t believe in divorce and they have two children together already. I sent him a final e-mail asking him how he’ll handle it when his daughter has men like him using her. He still pays for my cell phone, which is on his family plan!

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“Bottom of the Ocean”

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I dated this gal for a few weeks. She told me that she would swim to the bottom of the ocean for me. I told her that her head would explode. She said it would be worth it for me.

—Mr. E

Aftermath: Nice to be held in that regard, but I got the hell out of Dodge!

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“Once…ok…twice?”

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During sex, she called me by the wrong name. Worse, it was her roommate’s name. Then she did it again. Also, her roommate was gay.

—John

Aftermath: That was about it for me.

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“Plan Eh?”

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After sex, I thought it would be a good idea to take Plan B and made my boyfriend go get it from the pharmacy. Upon his return, he told me not to take it and that having a baby would be fun. Or if not, he hoped we could rent one for the day.

—Erica

Aftermath: Two months later….I realized his incessant need for marriage and children after 4 months, at age 24, was a little too much for me. The kicker? I broke up with him and he claimed he planned on breaking up with me all along.

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