After only two days of chatting on Facebook, he told me “Rawr! It means ‘I love you’ in dinosaur,”and he was serious.

—KutcherGirl

Aftermath: None.

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I met a guy online and decided to meet him in person at Starbucks. The date was terrible, conversation was painful, and there was zero chemistry between us, but he apparently didn’t notice. He literally picked my arm up at one point and put it around him, all snuggly as if we’d been dating for months. Um. No.

—Lotus

Aftermath: I made a bulls**t excuse about my separated shoulder and not having the range of motion to snuggle like that. I left 10 minutes later, watching my rear view to make sure he didn’t follow me home. He texted before I got home to ask if I liked him, to which I replied… umm… not so much.

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He asked me if I wanted to lick on his danglers while another guy rammed him in his backside (NOT the words he used!).

—EssCee

Aftermath: HIV test.

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I had just arrived to pick her up for our first date when her little boy ran over to me and said, “My mom says you are going to be my next dad.” Yes, he said, “Next.” We went out that night and never again.

—Dace

Aftermath: I ran into her a year or so later and found out she had gotten married but was getting a divorce, after only a year. Her kid’s new daddy number 4.

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This girl took pictures of me from I don’t even know where, and spelled out her name and phone number out with them and put it on the roof of my car.

—JJ

Aftermath: I did call her, only to tell her that I would call the cops if it ever happened again. Something tells me that the girl is still single

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