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“If I Wanted To”

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I went out to dinner with my boyfriend, his sister and her boyfriend. On the way home, she asked me if I wanted to have sex with her and her boyfriend. I said, “No,” politely. When I told my boyfriend, he said I should do it if I wanted to.

—Anonymous

Aftermath: I broke up with him four days later in a “Dear John” letter. I could never face him without feeling like I needed a shower.

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“Cougar”

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I found pictures of her on the Net…exposed. She claimed it was from a past experience, so I let it go. Later, my friend saw her at the mall that same week,  mackin’ another guy. My friend took a pic to show me. She said it wasn’t her and the picture was a lie.

—J

Aftermath: Her parents just went through a divorce. I knew what I had to do. I dumped that ho, and started dating her mom…cougar!

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“Mentally & Physically”

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On our one-month anniversary, he emailed me to cancel our dinner date because his friend was in the hospital. I found out later that this “friend” was his ex that he still wasn’t over, and the “hospital” was a mental institution. She had come to school after an all-night drug bender and started acting so crazy, they had to handcuff her to a desk. When he heard about what happened, he banged his head against the wall and made it look like an accident, so he could be sent home from school and then go see her.

—Lila

Aftermath: It was over the moment he confessed to me that during his visit, he supported her “both mentally and physically.”

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“Hygiene”

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After journeying across country for a visit, he tried to go down on me and instead stuck his balls in my face. When I realized the musky smell was from lack of hygiene, I slept on the couch the rest of the visit.

—Taylor

Aftermath: When I got home, we exchanged a few texts but he got the hint with my lack of communication and disgust when he mentioned having sex with him again.

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“Blubbering Fits”

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Moved in with my fiancé when I was 19. He started banging his head against the wall at night and having weird blubbering fits. Then he slit his throat in the bathroom. While in the psych ward (where I visited faithfully and allowed him to blame me for his crazy), he cheated on me and then wanted to date us both at the same time!

—Carol

Aftermath: I did go on a few dates with them—and then found my self-esteem. He is now heavily medicated and still single.

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