I reached for a box of Cheez-Its. He implied I shouldn’t eat them. I said “Why not? You don’t seem to mind looking at my a**.” He grabbed one of my thighs, jiggled it, and said “It’s not your a** I’m worried about.”
— cheezitbabe
Aftermath: I broke up with him.
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She gave me blue balls as a Valentine’s gift.
— Andrew
Aftermath: Still blue
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On on our first date as he drove around looking for a parking spot, an elderly couple was slow getting out of their spot, and he started screaming and swearing at them about how slow old people are. He finally gave up on them and proudly pulled into a handicapped parking space as he showed me that he has his “Granny’s” parking tag that he can use.
— MLJ
Aftermath: I was so embarrassed to be seen with this guy that I ended it quickly after that.
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I started dating my buddy’s hot sister. We had great sex until the first time she had an orgasm while on top facing me. Her orgasm face made her look exactly like her brother. I immediately lost “it.”
— HockeyDude
Aftermath: We split up and haven’t seen her since.
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I was dating a guy who installed water softeners. He told me that while he was at people’s homes if the water was shut off he would just s*** there in their basement or crawl space. If it was the crawl space, he left it.
— Kimberly
Aftermath: I am no longer with him. The man I am marrying knows how to hold it and where to go.
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