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“Boozy Kiss”

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We only see each other when we’re not sober. We made out for the first time and he kept burping his beer breath into his kisses.

—losersloveme

Aftermath: Made him burp the rest out but nothing happened after that.

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“Nibbling”

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The first time we kissed, she bit my lip. I’m not opposed to nibbling, but she busted it open.

Tony

Aftermath: 15 minutes


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“Alias”

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He accidentally sent me an e-mail through one of his alias e-mail accounts that happen to be a female name.

—BJ

Aftermath: I had my suspicions prior to this that he had multiple alias e-mail accounts to which he said he needed for “junk e-mail.” Yeah. OK!

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“Should’ve Registered”

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I could not reach my husband by cell phone one day (unusual) and found out he had been arrested. His mom had bailed him out and they told me why, as she was crying and holding our 6-month-old twins. He had failed to mention to me when we married that he was a sex offender and was arrested that day for failing to register our new address.

GLJ

Aftermath: Lasted another 2 years. I was pissed, but we were married. He cheated, we divorced, and they had an attorney that helped him get custody of our twin girls! I had no attorney–my ex took everything!

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“Shady”

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I was in my girlfriend’s neighborhood so I decided to pop in (we had been together for 9 months). She lived with her parents at the time. I was greeted at the door by her mother who hurried me downstairs and had me sit on a couch in the, seldom used, lower-level. After a while, I walked upstairs to see my girlfriend kissing another guy in the family room. Her mom tried to help her by diverting me. Shady. Upset that I had recently gave her expensive jewelry, I left without a word.

Jon

Aftermath: Deep down, I knew she was a slut. I smashed it the first night that I met her. The family had/has issues. Her parents broke up, Mom turned lesbian, and I see the ex (10 yrs later) still whoring.


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