“I Should Have Known”

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It should have ended right when he broke up with me an hour after asking me out to get back with his stupid, cheating wh*re of an ex that I was trying to help him get over.


Aftermath: We got together about a week later and were together for about 2 years before I dumped him for a number of reasons. I just found out that he and the whore ex are engaged. Honestly, I hope they both choke.

This post was submitted by Kelli.



best of weird

We went on a lot of dates and always had fun. A month or so later, as we lay in bed after he slept with me for the first time, he asked me if I wanted to see the engagement ring his ex-fiance returned to him a few months before. Then he started talking about how he didn’t want to get rid of it in case she changed her mind.


Aftermath: I feel sorry for him but not for myself.

This post was submitted by SarahJane.

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“Dear John”

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She wanted to watch the movie “Dear John” while I was planning to watch Super Bowl at my friend’s place. She told there will always be a repeat telecast.


Aftermath: Thankfully, I did not even see the “Dear John” trailer during the Super Bowl….

This post was submitted by Martin.

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“Good at Computers”

best of quirks

I asked my new boyfriend how he got so good at computers. He replied, “Well, I was addicted to porn for a while.”


Aftermath: Have not talked since.

This post was submitted by Jen.


“A List”

best of clashes

She had a list of all my friends who she hated for taking “attention” away from her.


Aftermath: Left that crazy chick. Not sure what ever happened to the her or the list. My friends are all still alive.

This post was submitted by Mark.