While saying our vows, my soon to be husband broke down in laughter… he couldn’t, no matter how hard he tried, say the word “fidelity.”
— Jane Doe
Aftermath: Five years later we divorced.
I started dating my buddy’s hot sister. We had great sex until the first time she had an orgasm while on top facing me. Her orgasm face made her look exactly like her brother. I immediately lost “it.”
— HockeyDude
Aftermath: We split up and haven’t seen her since.
I was dating a guy who installed water softeners. He told me that while he was at people’s homes if the water was shut off he would just s*** there in their basement or crawl space. If it was the crawl space, he left it.
— Kimberly
Aftermath: I am no longer with him. The man I am marrying knows how to hold it and where to go.
He refused to use nail clippers, instead pulling his foot up to his mouth and chewing off his toenails! Then he spit them out on my carpet!
— Angie
Aftermath: I packed his stuff and put it in my driveway. Then I called him at work and told him to bring a truck because he was OUT!
The day of my dad’s funeral my husband insisted on stopping at an archery store so he could “look around.”
— boomer
Aftermath: We are divorced.
