best-of

 

“Mad Sex Daily”

best of sex

We were fast & furious lovers, mad sex daily, road tripping & partying every night for 3 months. I moved to take a new job. I asked her to move with me, she said “It’s possible, let me visit”. She visited for 3 days, I bought her an early birthday gift, a vibrator. She returned it.

—Catfish

Aftermath: She returned home & decided there was too much passion & sex in our relationship and we should cool it. I never heard from her again…

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“Sickly attachment”

best of quirks

I realized he had a sickly attachment to his mother and preferred porn over sex with a woman with a great body who knows how to use it.

E

Aftermath: We went on and off for a year and a half, though it should’ve ended a lot sooner! I left him after he copped out of picking me up at the airport and left me to take a shuttle in snowy, holiday, gridlocked traffic. I got home SIX hours later than I should have.

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“Green Eyes”

best of chemistry

One day, casually sitting next to me on the couch, he looks over and says, “You know, you’d be perfect…with green eyes.”

Lucy

Aftermath: We stayed together a year and a half, to two years. The comment was made pretty early on, but it stuck with me through the end. Crazy as it sounds, my eye color should not be that important to him.

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“Friends season premiere”

best of clashes

When I got pregnant, we couldn’t have sextoo riskyso you can imagine how 11 and half months later I was more than ready to be touched again. Imagine my surprise when I lit the candles, put on the lingerie and presented myself to my husband, only to be told “Um, can we do this tomorrow? It’s the season premiere of Friends and I don’t wanna miss it” All I could do was go to bed and cry myself to sleep. I did for a week after that; he had no clue what he did to me.

Vixxxen

Aftermath: The relationship ended that evening, in my heart anyway, and I asked for a divorce three months later. He never touched me again, the thought sickened me. I deserved better, so much better!!!

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“Aspirin Kiss”

best of chemistry

We broke up when he told me I “tasted like aspirin when we kissed.”

Cassie

Aftermath: It was our sophomore year in high school. I should have known he was a jerk when he broke up with his girlfriend for me.

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