“Questionable Piercing”

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I called my boyfriend and heard a noisy background, so I asked where he was. He replied at a piercing place with some friends. As the conversation carried on, I found out he went with a few girlswho I didn’t knowto get his penis pierced.


Aftermath: I told him since he needed a few random girls to hold his penis while it got pierced, he didn’t need me and it was over 2 hours later.


“Nothing Happened”

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It was over when she farted at the dinner table and kept on eating like nothing happened.


Aftermath: It ended the next day after I confronted her about the act. She tried to blame it on my dog.


“Ground floor”

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He informed me that he would “be a millionaire someday” and I should “get in on the ground floor.” I laughed. He wasn’t joking.


Aftermath: We never went out again and he was subsequently convicted of felony theft and related charges.


“Mother Lover”

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He said he has never had better sex than the sex he has with my mother in his mind. We were both grown adults…


Aftermath: We drifted apart, but I actually attended his wedding a few years later.


“Sorry Buddy”

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I think it is gonna be over since I found this website written on a piece of paper.


Aftermath: Still waiting.