She decided to sick one of her jealous male peons on me for missing two phone calls while I was at work. She thought I was “screwing around,” in spite of conclusive evidence to the contrary. So this guy shows up at my doorstep with a carving knife. Fantastic.

—KKC

Aftermath: One angry phone call and new pistol later…I am glad the guy was pretty weak.

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