“Warlock”

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He told me that he was a warlock and had magical powers.

—Christy

Aftermath: After I heard this, I stayed as far away from this man as possible.

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2 Responses to “Warlock”

  1. stax says on :

    Maybe he didn’t find the right witch.

  2. Yobwoc says on :

    I’m a methylated spiritualist myself…lol
    But was he serious? I would have asked him to show you something… and them scarpered