“Boyz II Men”


He gave me a mix tape with some retarded Boyz II Men song on it because all girls like Boyz II Men. Then he put on “Don’t Cry” by Guns n’ Roses but apologized, on the tape, because it might be too heavy. I thought, “Does this guy does know me at all?” I think he would have spontaneously combusted if I told him I wished he put the Violent Femmes on it instead.


Aftermath: He went back to where he came from across the country and, thank god, things fizzled on their own.


One Response to “Boyz II Men”

  1. ruserious says on :

    When I’m a walkin’ I strut my stuff and I’m all strung out.

    You can’t F**K with the Violent Femmes. You cannot F**k with this band.

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