“Proper English”

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I got an IM that read: “i want to take a nap with you lol not in a lovey dovey way lmao.”

I prefer to be wooed in Standard English, with bonus points for AP or Chicago Style.


Aftermath: I stopped responding to his messages, and explained that it was because we weren’t compatible.

This post was submitted by anem0ne.


2 Responses to “Proper English”

  1. Nix says on :

    That’s kind of a stupid reason to dump someone.

  2. aaron_v says on :

    Someday, I will find a girl like you in my town. English is being destroyed by morons, I’m glad someone is still standing up for it.

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