“Guns vs girls”

best of clashes

Birds were chirping outside my window and she complained about the birds. I pulled out a pellet gun, and she flipped out. She said, “For future reference, it’s always a bad idea to pull out a gun when you have a girl in your bed.”


Aftermath: She left and never saw me again.

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2 Responses to “Guns vs girls”

  1. Nix says on :

    What the hell is the matter with you? What if every time you spoke, someone shot you with a freaking pellet gun? Good thing, she left you.

  2. CSuser10 says on :

    He was trying to make a joke! the pellet gun was obviously for the birds, not the girl. She was supposed to be grateful, though i agree that it was probably not the best of ideas.