“Baby Food”

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One night on the phone she started telling me about all her little “quirks.” It was so boring I stopped listening. I tuned back in to her monologue just in time to hear her say that she likes to eat baby food. Ugh! You heard right, baby food. As in little jars. As in Gerber….

—Spike

Aftermath: She eventually stopped calling me.

This post was submitted by Spike.

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2 Responses to “Baby Food”

  1. Nix says on :

    Good thing she did, too. No one wants to be with a jerk who won’t listen and doesn’t care about her.

  2. B.. says on :

    BTW, baby food is healthy and doesn’t make you fat. A lot of girls eat it sometimes.