best of weird

We had been dating about a month when I told him that I was half Jewish. He got a weird look on his face, but didn’t say anything. The next day, he told me that he couldn’t see me anymore because he wanted to be a Baptist preacher one day. He couldn’t be with a girl with a Jewish heritage, even though I didn’t practice the religion. I guess we shouldn’t have had all that dirty sex if he was to be a man of God.


Aftermath: We still had to work together for a few months after that, and then he moved out of town. I haven’t seen him since. I wonder if he’s a preacher now?

This post was submitted by Melanie.


2 Responses to “Half-Jewish”

  1. fiu says on :

    You should have reminded him that his boss is jewish.

  2. MajorKelly says on :

    What a hypocrite he was. I pity anyone who’d listen to him preach. The sad thing is, he’s right. Those pious dunderheads would forgive his fornicating before they accepted his Jewish spouse.