“Made a Statement”

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My quarterly savings account statement arrived, $800 light. I’d put his name on it for a just in case emergency (like my death). When asked about the withdrawal, his response was, “I was going to put it back before you found out.”

—Trusted Gut

Aftermath: Three months later, I threw him out.

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