“Serial Killer”

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I dated this gal for a month and she told me she would swim to the bottom of the ocean for me. I replied with “But your head would explode.” She said that was fine, if it were for me. Then I asked her if she would still love me if I was a serial killer. She said yes!

Max Armbar

Aftermath: Needless to say, I did not kill multiple people to see if she was telling the truth. I just got the heck out of Dodge.

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2 Responses to “Serial Killer”

  1. sirfant says on :

    so she was willing to do anything for you and you kicked her to the curb?sounds like you did her a favor.

  2. Craigy says on :

    sirfant, if you don’t understand what’s wrong with this you need to spend some time away from the internet.