“Questionable Piercing”
I called my boyfriend and heard a noisy background, so I asked where he was. He replied at a piercing place with some friends. As the conversation carried on, I found out he went with a few girls—who I didn’t know—to get his penis pierced.
—tlc
Aftermath: I told him since he needed a few random girls to hold his penis while it got pierced, he didn’t need me and it was over 2 hours later.