“Final Fantasy”

best of weird

He started crying one night and told me he fell in love with a 300-pound Canadian woman he met playing Final Fantasy online.

—Grateful He Sucked

Aftermath: I broke it off then. Three months later, he begged for me to take him back. Four years later, he’s still telling friends he wants me back. Thank God I got out of it.

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2 Responses to “Final Fantasy”

  1. stax says on :

    Maybe that was his fantasy. Maybe it was final.

  2. Luna Blue says on :

    oh im glad you didnt say WoW!! ive read several in here attributed to WoW! glad to see my fav game isnt the only one out there wreaking havoc!! .. no really im just kidding.