“Earth First”

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We were talking after sex one night, and she mentioned that the environmental movement was a secret government plot to keep us scared and obedient. I’m am energy efficiency consultant and activist who takes my impact on the Earth very seriously. I asked her if she knew what her statement meant for me. She responded “Well, you can’t blame me if you’re wasting your life.”

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Aftermath: After coming to terms that she was dead serious, I asked her to leave. It was midnight and she lived 50 miles away, but I couldn’t stand the thought of wasting another minute of my life with her.

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2 Responses to “Earth First”

  1. rcj says on :

    After the recent revelations about the scam being run by the climate change “scientists”, I would have to think that she got the better end of this breakup. Get a life, man!

  2. zgodsill200 says on :

    I would have done the same thing. I can’t stand ignorant people