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“Sniffer”

best of sex

I came home a couple of days early from a trip and caught him masturbating while sniffing my underwear.

—Christine

Aftermath: I stayed at a friend’s house that night and started apartment shopping first thing in the morning. I let him keep

the thong as I won’t be needing it again.

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10 Responses to “Sniffer”

  1. kk says on September 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm :

    To break up over that? Wow. I’d think it’d be a compliment.

  2. edawg says on September 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 pm :

    What the f***….. you’re breaking up because of THAT? good luck getting someone else. at least he was sniffing YOUR undies and not someone else’s. Or worse DOING someone else.

  3. intothewild says on September 23rd, 2009 at 1:20 am :

    Bad decision. Was it because he was masturbating or because he was sniffing your undies? Either way you’re being ridiculous.

  4. alkaloids says on September 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm :

    Yeah, baby, you don’t know what sex is for. Get it on, bang a gong, get it on.

  5. eckiddo says on September 25th, 2009 at 10:25 am :

    i don’t know, that would kind of creep me out too. depending on how long you were together.

  6. stax says on September 27th, 2009 at 1:06 am :

    I dunno. I still think this ranks in the Over-Reaction Hall of Fame.

  7. Tyrosine says on September 27th, 2009 at 8:13 pm :

    So it’s wrong when I do this? Should I stop?

  8. loungeymrt says on February 18th, 2010 at 8:56 am :

    talk about uptight, every guy does this (maybe not the underwear thing), but its YOUR underwear so whats the big deal….friggin’ prude!

  9. Craigy says on May 25th, 2012 at 8:48 pm :

    Holy Christ, you guys think she’s overreacting for this? You must be the creepiest bunch of chauvinistic virgins walking the planet.

    Even as a guy I know that’s a creepy no no.

  10. sirfant says on May 29th, 2012 at 2:42 pm :

    sound like you did the guy a favor.come on craigy,we wouldn’t be reading this stuff if we weren’t a bit creepy lol.