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“Nice Present”

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Two days before our six-month anniversary, she told me that she cheated on me with her ex on our five-month anniversary.

—ScrewedOver

Aftermath: I dropped that whore. I can have better than that. She’ll realize what she did once this guy screws her over and she tries to crawl back to me.

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5 Responses to “Nice Present”

  1. reggiemcfarlin says on July 20th, 2011 at 9:43 am :

    Your sentance structure does not make any sense. If you want to state a point or express yourself, you shouldn’t let bad grammer distract the readers.

  2. eckiddo says on July 20th, 2011 at 6:20 pm :

    dear reggiemcfarlin,
    i really hope you were being ironic;
    your bad spelling is distracting.

  3. reggiemcfarlin says on July 20th, 2011 at 11:41 pm :

    Oppssssssssssssss! Hahahaha. Good use of irony my friend!

    I still don’t know what he was trying to say though.

  4. Yobwoc says on July 22nd, 2011 at 1:42 am :

    Sounds like he still carries a torch for her… “when she crawls back to me.” He wishes

  5. TheDizzle says on November 8th, 2014 at 10:57 pm :

    Sounds like you should learn what the word “Anniversary” means.