“Wow, three whole minutes!”

sex

He’s more old-fashioned than I am, and insisted we wait until we were official until we had sex. Finally, we did… it was horrible, silent, missionary-style sex. When he finished, the first thing he did was look at the clock and say, “Wow, three whole minutes.” He then proceeded to stand up, pull up his pants and say, “Now let’s not make this awkward.” Why would it be awkward?? You’re my boyfriend, weirdo!

Sara

Aftermath: We never had sex again and I broke up with him a few days later. It made me very glad that I’m not the type to wait until I’m married to have sex… I don’t want any more surprises.

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4 Responses to “Wow, three whole minutes!”

  1. Yobwoc says on :

    Wow… It must have been his first time…

  2. sirfant says on :

    always test drive it before you buy it.

  3. MajorKelly says on :

    He’s gotta be Catholic. Nothing messes you up sexually like being Catholic.

  4. timw61 says on :

    What’s your number? :)