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“Frozen Ooze”

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We lived in subzero weather and were waiting for the bus (loser – no car). He had picked a zit and the ooze that was coming out of it had frozen into a drooping, mini version of his penis. I knew it was over right then.

—Lollie

Aftermath: He beat me to the punch and decided to go back to his old girlfriend shortly after this happened. Good riddance.

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3 Responses to “Frozen Ooze”

  1. eckiddo says on May 11th, 2011 at 12:15 pm :

    maybe i’m going out on a limb here, but might the loser with no car be… you?
    that’s what it sounds like to me.

  2. Yobwoc says on May 17th, 2011 at 12:34 am :

    Why does no car make him a loser?
    I know a car can make going places easier but to call a guy a loser because he hasn’t got one makes you soumd materialistic.

  3. MajorKelly says on September 1st, 2014 at 8:31 am :

    Maybe his old girlfriend had a car.